About Me

My name is Paul Stoecklein, and I live in the mountains in Southern California (yes, we have mountains here) with my wife Jodi, our two beagles, five chickens, and my mother-in-law’s cat, which is supposed to be temporary but looking more and more each day like we officially now have a cat.

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I Believe…

  1. There is nothing better than a warm dog sleeping in your lap.
  2. If I could have a do-over in life, I would be more kind and brave. Especially kind. Nobody has ever regretted being kind. I just don’t seem to be very good at either. But I try. Every day.
  3. Nobody ever got to the end of their life and said, “I wish I had worked more hours..”
  4. Macaroni and cheese is what I was meant to eat. And chocolate cream pie. And more macaroni and cheese.
  5. Lake Como in Italy is the most beautiful place I’ve ever been.
  6. Reading is really a great thing.
  7. You shouldn’t yell at your dog. Train it. Dogs are just fur covered in love waiting for you to love them back. (I don’t know about cats. I think they just go out into the alley and smoke cigarettes.)
  8. There are two things you have to push to cast from your computer to the TV. I can show this to Jodi a million times and she will never get it.
  9. There are rules about where everything goes in the kitchen. Jodi can show this to me a million times and I will never get it.
  10. The only person that you have a 100% chance of changing is yourself. Start with that. It’s hard though.